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Post by twinder on Oct 1, 2011 13:13:13 GMT -5
From "Erik Latranyi" at the SG today in response to Chuck Reeder.
Mr Reeder's letters are like bowel movements.....sometimes they are nicely formed while other times they just spray all over the place.
If that didn't make you chuckle, check your pulse. ;D
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Post by Ritty77 on Jul 23, 2012 18:11:01 GMT -5
Phil sent me this. It is worthy of more prominent display. ... A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ... DOCTOR: "What happened?" WOMAN: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up." DOCTOR: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. WOMAN: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!" DOCTOR: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"  |
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